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'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Modern Stadium.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

I like the Jets...I guess

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

If nobody had invented graphics

Football Chameleon

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Punt Cake

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Football

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Bears

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Big screen TV.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"Uptight End"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"All of a dither as per usual!"