Football Fairy Tale Lover Mugs

"This is the story of the Three Liitle Pigskins and the Big Bad Wolf!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

If nobody had invented graphics

Here be dragons.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"Well, that one got away."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Football

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"What the hell took so long?"

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Big screen TV.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Invisible clothes

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"All of a dither as per usual!"