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'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"They know me here."

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Pizza Tower Bridge

Tzatzikicicle

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

Try our new genetically engineered produce.

'That's a very popular choice sir, and that's why we've sold out of it.'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

'... But, why do you want me to sign a "waiver of liability form"?'

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

Culture clash

'Your main strength is you have the right product in the right place.'

A train's dining car is a diner.

The First Roast Chicken.

'Exactly what day is this the soup of?'

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."