Foodie With Altitude Mugs

Food sign on the mountain.

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Holiday Supplies

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Tzatzikicicle

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Pizza Tower Bridge

"They know me here."

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

Try our new genetically engineered produce.

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

'That's a very popular choice sir, and that's why we've sold out of it.'

Culture clash

Zagat Rated.

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

'... But, why do you want me to sign a "waiver of liability form"?'

'Your main strength is you have the right product in the right place.'

When Dinosaurs Roamed the Restaurants

A train's dining car is a diner.

You're certain you've had plenty of experience serving in a fine dining restaurant?

'Exactly what day is this the soup of?'

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

The First Roast Chicken.