Foodie Rivalry Enthusiast Prints

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

This Year's Spa

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

'I don't care if you are a big banana, I'm the big cheese around here!'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

Repletion.

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

Bedside Manna.

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

"Did you order a starter?"

Lion v Kiwi.

"@#!!!%$ the critics!! Give me Bobby $#@!! Flay!!"

Food Cooked. Nerves raw.

Omelette aux grosses herbes

Cannibal: 'FOOOOD FIGHT!

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

Deli Special - 2 bean salad: 'We ran out of red beans.'

Party Animal, Party Vegetable, Party Mineral

Pizza Fencing

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."

'Hello, police? There's been a food fight here and I'm afraid the cheese got the worse of it.'

'Excuse me, but is there anywhere we can get something to eat while we're waiting to get something to eat?'

'The chef's salad, sir? You'll have to fight him for it.'