Foodie Irony Mugs

'I spent the afternoon over a $500 lunch explaining how bad business is.'

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

Free Range Chickens

Beef Stew.

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

Shrimp cook

"I'll have the duck Poussin."

''Catch of the day' is anyone who tries to leave without paying.'

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

'I'm afraid I'll have to get rid of you Simpkins. You're not good for business.'

'Calorie averaging...with the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get...one French fry.'

"How was the food sir?"

'A medium pizza, please...with anchovies on just one side!'

Seminar on Obesity in the Workplace.

'Let's get some lunch in here. I don't trust my gut instincts on an empty stomach.'

'It happens every time I eat bacon - I immediately develop this large rasher on my chest, doc.'

'I can see... two all beef paddies, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'I hope it's a taste test. There are no right or wrong answers on a taste test.'

Obese kid in nursery.

"I think we need one that shows the oldest food in the country."

"Our view is if it isn't made in a factory, it's organic."

Watching health food cooking shows makes me hungry. Let's go grab some fast food.

"They're quite fatty, so to relieve your guilt I made sure they taste terrible."

Food left unattended will be eaten by waiter.