Foodie Friar Prints

The Pope cooking some popadoms for Popes

'Out of the frying pan and into the friar!'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

Counting ribs

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Important Food Groups

Kitchen Kapers

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Benihana style of cooking.

The Streets - Night

Burnt or Raw?

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"Is the garbage fresh?"

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

Al Dante

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

Will work for Food Network.

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

Holy Macaroni,

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."