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Shopper in front of store Produce display labeled 'Organic' and 'Trompe l'oeil'.

Night of the Latkes

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Panettone

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Happy St Pancakes Day

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

Turkey Autopsy

Hot Chestnuts

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'