Foodie Finds Mugs

Shopper in front of store Produce display labeled 'Organic' and 'Trompe l'oeil'.

Night of the Latkes

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

Panettone

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

Happy St Pancakes Day

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

Hot Chestnuts

Turkey Autopsy

"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

"Never say you're stuffed!"