Foodie Fiasco Fan Prints

"Careful, I'm spilling your shrimp bisque all over the place."

HELLth Food Sprouts

Cafe Burns.

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

'My French is not so good.'

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

"Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen, I end up eating it. . ."

I've got to run to my job interview! Do I have spinach between my teeth?

Size differences aside...it's that cheesy 'manufactured' smile that makes it so easy to pick a fruit fly on a GM diet!!

"Fred? Can you help me? I'm really in a jam."

"Say when!"

What do you mean it's not vegetarian? The maggots all jump out...

Firewood for Sale

"Actually, kale is toxic."

'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.'

"Oh God, I forgot to ask if anybody had lard issues."

A man and a woman on a date have a fish head and tail for dinner.

'I hope these are gluten-free.'

'How many times did I tell you 'Don't eat the free samples given out on the street!'?'

Man faced with a fridge full of food can't find the dinner left for him by his wife

"It's horrible. Well, I share my food...on social media."

Dining Infraction, Too Much Tabouli on the Tie!

A man's instant camera picture falls into his soup.

"Believe me, they are organic."

Servant leaving employment because he claims not to have enough butcher's meat

Beefburgers - may contain traces of horse.

Man suffering terrrible cramps at dinner

'This is an emergency, get me meals on wheels...'

'I shouldn't have criticized her potato salad.'

"Of course this is vegan water. All organic components where tenderly cleared away with chlorine."