Foodie Fail Enthusiast Prints

What do you mean it's not vegetarian? The maggots all jump out...

HELLth Food Sprouts

Cafe Burns.

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

'My French is not so good.'

"Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen, I end up eating it. . ."

'This restaurant has got zero stars, right? Every single one of them is well deserved.'

I've got to run to my job interview! Do I have spinach between my teeth?

Man walks into a restaurant with a sign saying "Billy Bob's Diner - We don't let the federal government tell us what to do with our tainted beef".

"Fred? Can you help me? I'm really in a jam."

'How can anything this bad be fattening?.'

'You ate the styrofoam, and left the meringue.'

'Today I discover fire, tonight she burns dinner.'

"Oh God, I forgot to ask if anybody had lard issues."

'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.'

A man and a woman on a date have a fish head and tail for dinner.

"Careful, I'm spilling your shrimp bisque all over the place."

'How many times did I tell you 'Don't eat the free samples given out on the street!'?'

Man faced with a fridge full of food can't find the dinner left for him by his wife

Men wearing loud shirts are the first loaded onto airplane.

"It's horrible. Well, I share my food...on social media."

Dining Infraction, Too Much Tabouli on the Tie!

"I was looking at a food site, and I left the tab open overnight. Judging by the bugs, the food went bad."

A man's instant camera picture falls into his soup.

Man suffering terrrible cramps at dinner

The disaster that is crotchless beekeeping outfits...

"Don't worry about serving chicken to a vegetarian, Carmen. We all make mistakes. I once mistook a mop bucket for a soup pot."

'This is an emergency, get me meals on wheels...'

'The food in here does taste like home cooking - I'm not leaving a tip!'