Foodie Fashion Police Pillows

"I don't care if you're a food critic - you're not combing back in my restaurant wearing only a sash."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Beanirrito"

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

GM Crops Genie.

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

Horse meat scandal.

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

Hipster Police Department

'Just think Nigel, if you weren't wearing grey socks and sandals this could be romantic.'

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

Fried Egg

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

Salad Hat

Pizza Shard

Rat Hair: Peanut Butter Ingredient.

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

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