Foodie Fascination Mugs

"It's lactose-free! It's chemistry-free! It's free from animal by-products! It's the milk without milk!!!"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Kitchen Kapers

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Important Food Groups

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Benihana style of cooking.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

The Streets - Night

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

Burnt or Raw?

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Your meal sounded nice."