Foodie Detective Prints

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

"When you say everything's fine is that an 'mmm, mmm good' fine or a 'just wait until I get to YELP and tear you a new one' fine?"

"I know I work from home, but I think one of my coworkers is hacking into my refridgerator and stealing my lunch."

"Oh, sure, I eat gluten ... but only in certain restaurants."

"We try to source all of our produce locally..."

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

"Are you sure no pesticides were used?"

Burgers - Available with: Ketchup, Mayo and Horse (Radish).

Horse meat scandal.

"Good luck getting a sandwich at this hour in L.A."

GM Crops Genie.

'Just as I suspected - cheating on our diet!'

"The shrimp alfredo you made a few weeks ago?"

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"Arkansas stew."

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

Try to guess the continent dining...

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'