Foodie Comic Fan Prints

Large Very Fresh Eggs

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

Cook au vin

Waiter: 'Your Tossed salad Ma'am.'

'The stuff legends are made of'

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

"Keep it in the sling and rub hot sauce on our wing every 4 hours."

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

Grand rounds vs. ground rounds.

'Deputy, I asked 'when are you going to a restaurant?' Not 'arrest your aunt'.'

'Aw, cool! Look! They got us a hot tub!'

'Who ordered the mushy peas?

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

Menu From The Luxury Home of Pancakes

'In a four-star restaurant, one's hat does not fall into the cassoulet de castenaudary. But if ones hat does fall into the cassoulet de castelnaudary, one does not put it back on one's head.'

'A dozen bagels, please. For here.'

"That's it, deep fried or mashed. Do you want a job or not?"

"Hold on ... I think a table's about to open up."

"I fear this place is going downhill."

'Hey! My Chili is Chilly!' 'I'll add some Chilies!'

'What price range did you have in mind?'

"Keep that recipe handy. The police might want it as evidence."

'Thinner!'

'This the plan...we will make the clients think that there is a contest, and the winner will be the first one who finds a finger in the soup.'

'Sorry,Sir - we only have the one.'

'Do you do the squished up little balls that taste of fish - or are you the wrong ethnicity?'

'... And you're positive that you didn't order, fly soup?'

'Tch! We're not eating Mexican again, are we?' 'Well, I'd look pretty silly going into an Italian restaurant dressed like this.'

"I think the the students are going to like your buffet. The bread looks fresh...the potatoes look creamy...and the attendant looks heavenly!"

'Sorry for the delay. Our free-range chicken can't decide what it wants to be.'

'Keep an eye on McAllister -- I think he's cooking the books.'