Food Vending Gifts

The slide continued: many of the staff took second jobs

"Why the heck can't you gather nuts like all the other squirrels?"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

6 Brothers Falafel

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

Ball as water-melon.

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"It's probably just seasonal."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Conference Pears

"Make me one with everything!"

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Bear at a vending machine

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

Merger at 28th and Lex

'I hear they're really good.'

"Wish granted. A cafeteria."

'Popcorn? Sure. Would you like huge, mega, super-duper huge or gigundazillion multi multi really insanely huge?'

Hot dogs. Sushi.

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

'Don't forget our 'Bargain basement', sir.'

Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine