Food Transparency Warriors Gifts

Roseanne4

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Steamed vegetables."

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

Redacted Funnies: "Finally, the President blurted out what the country knew all along. . . . . . "

Wholesale market in Cuba

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

"We used to do business more transparently, but it was too disturbing."

"Perfect! Since our company's motto is 'transparency,' make the contract's fine print light gray against white."

The Farewell Speech Eisenhower Should Have Made...

Worlds Apart.

"Let's never forget that the public's desire for transparency has to be balanced by our need for concealment."

'Nothing like fear tactics to deter future leakers!'

"Bugger, some whistleblower has blabbed about how much we spent to stop whistleblowers blabbing about..."

FDA Ingredients

Closing Laugh Ministry of Info

Report

Trump's Wall

"Full disclosure. . . we're not disclosing anything."

"You can see by its smile that this halibut was humanely killed."

Weapens of Mass Redaction

"We use only free-range chicken and suicidal veal."

"I have nothing to hide."

'Mmm thanks for the delicious blueberry lolly chaps.'

Save the children

Speculators and Food Production

'Yes, it's full of chemicals.'

"There's still time to be the first politician on the nice list!"

Panic broke out in the White House when it got so smoky they couldn't see the mirrors.

Government of the money, by the money, for the money.

Punch's Monument to Peel's Repeal of the Corn Laws in 1846