Food Testing Prints

Out For A Working Lunch.

'I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests.'

"My gut tells me that we need some more tests..."

I'm not sure if it's dangerous to humans - all we've found out is that the mice won't eat it.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Bad for you but to die for

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Try to guess the continent dining...

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Picking pastries.

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"I come here for the pepper."

Harsh Mellows.

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"How fresh is the calamari?"

The Main Types of Cheese

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Charles didn't like tofu."