Food Supply Chain Explorer Mugs

"Yes, that's right - We're having supply issues."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Vegetarian Birds

Cat and mouse

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

'Is this still America?'

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

Pastrami in the wild

This is great, Ernie, there's a pennant race and the ballpark is packed every day! The food selection here is unmatched anywhere! Today I've already had nachos, a bit of hot dog and some ice cream! Coming here always makes me queasy! Oh, the foods too much for you? No, I just get nervous in a place where the term "sacrifice fly" is used!

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

'Sorry Sir, you've had enough,'

'I just like tequila for the worm.'

You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?

"As you can see, my culinary creations are eclectic."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

'What the devil is that?

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

"I'm sorry, but Chef Scott feels he's moved beyond that concept."

"You know they're trying too hard when the chef's special is Corn Dogs Bordelaise."

"Aaah, early morning, my favourite part of the day..."

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"