Food Chain Explorers Mugs

"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?"

"Hey mister! I saw you eating that frog: are you French?"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Cat and mouse

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Before/After

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

'Is this still America?'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

Pastrami in the wild

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

"When you said, 'Let's go out for dinner,' I thought you meant foraging. This is much better!"

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

Pizza with 'Made in China' imprinted on it.

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

'Sorry Sir, you've had enough,'

"I'm sorry, but Chef Scott feels he's moved beyond that concept."