Food Safety Guru Mugs

'How long have you had these cornflakes, Edna?'

What Goldilocks didn't know.

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven.

French Farmers - "Is this feed approved by ze soil association? - "Oui, ze night soil association."

'Food added to preserve chemicals.'

'It wasn't long ago that our big worry was insect parts.'

"I love you so much, I could just eat you up."

"What do you recommend today?"

"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"

"A tip?... Sure, I have a tip. Try serving the food on clean dishes!"

"Don't blame global warming...YOU'RE the duffs who left the potato salad out in the sun!"

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Kitchen Kapers

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Honest Vending

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Please don't kill me."

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"The penicillin looks good."

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."