"Is the German-potato-salad marathon normally this messy?"
Food Race Contender Mugs
Start their day with a splash of humor! Our food race-themed mugs are perfect for anyone who loves a good competition in the kitchen or just a fun, flavorful start to their morning.
Come dine with me!
Tension filled the tent.
Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer
Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,
"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"
"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."
"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"
'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'
"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"
Food manufacturing industry in a soup.
Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.
What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!
"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"
'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'
"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"
"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."
It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.
'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'
Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!
"Did you order a starter?"
'How's the curry?.'
"@#!!!%$ the critics!! Give me Bobby $#@!! Flay!!"
Pig Cheese
Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.
Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.
Food Cooked. Nerves raw.
'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'
Bunfight at the O.K. Corral
The Last Dinner
'Are you glad you ordered 'The Burrito from Hell' Special?'
Pizza Fencing
"Everything bagel?"
Politely queuing for the last Focaccia.
Cannibal: 'FOOOOD FIGHT!
Food Race Contender Mugs Collection
Food Race Contender Pillows
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Food Race Contender Prints
Decorate with our amusing food race prints to keep the fun going in any room.
Food Race Contender T-Shirts
Discover our collection of playful t-shirts designed for food race enthusiasts who love to wear their passion with pride.