Food Pun Appreciator Prints

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

What kind of pies are those? Lemming meringue.

"Clever how you snuck the 'S' in there."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Menu Dating

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'Shuck me.'

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

"A little lamb please."

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Onion Guillotine

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."

Octopi a la mode.

ACME Condiments Quality Control. The boss wants to know if you're going to pass the ketchup.

Museum of Mediocre Art.

Pickled beets.

"I'm going to start with the antipasta."

"Guac-A-Mole"

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"And that makes 6! That should be enough to cater for the function tonight. . ."

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

What on earth are you doing? Well, you wanted battered sausage, didn't you?

Gastrique Bypass