Food Narrative Lover Mugs

Somewhere in France - Meg and Peg explain how the thief made off with their baguettes

'Your French dip, sir.'

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"This is our soft opening."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

'Hard to follow...'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

A man and baby wearing bibs

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

'You may well have eaten fresher fish before but not in this restaurant. . .'

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

"George often brings his work home with him."