Food Innovation Mugs

'And they said we couldn't create meat in a test tube.'

Cheese Secret

'If we could just add one more gene to make the skeptical customer trust us.'

'Great crisps.' 'Yes, they're old cornflakes and salt.'

"Our researchers have genetically merged a cinnamon bun with a cucumber. We call it...a cumberbun!"

"Peanut butter and jelly...simple...delicious... why didn't I think of that?"

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Ceci n'est pas une tomato (This is not a tomato).

Cereal Development Dept...'Johnston! I don't think whistle, humm, and detonate is going to catch on at breakfast.'

"A la carte, table d'hote or genetically modified, Sir?"

Monsanto offices sandwich delivery

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

'We thank you for giving us the ability to genetically alter, irradiate and microwave this wonderful food.'

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

"Imitation eggs made of soybeans and imitation soybeans made of eggs."

Meat Poultry Fish. Genetically Modified Christmas Turkeys. Order Now. They inserted kangaroo DNA to make a product for stuffing, and octopus DNA so everybody gets a drumstick!

Biggo Food Corp. New Product Dept. It's a triumph of chemical engineering! I've developed an alphabet soup that lists its own ingredients!

Bounty Burger

6 Brothers Falafel

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"Fresh pepper?"

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

"I don't think you're genetically modifying these foods at all. I think you're just putting googly eyes on fruit."

'Propane ran out.'