Food Industry Whistleblower Prints

"Shall I put the strawberry in now?"

Dodgy Meat Pie

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Tempest in a Teapot

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

'Where's the petty cash?'... 'It's in the box marked Pension Fund.'

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Welsh water sewage

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi

Grim Reaper with ChipsFries.

"It says it's 100% ground beef. Only bones, brains, butts and eyeballs. Absolutely no pink slime added..."

FDA Ingredients

"...and into each box, we now put a tiny amount of antidote to counteract all the additives."

'Careful Jack - it might be a GM beanstalk!'

Hey, you're beef,aren't cha? I didn't recognise you without your can.

Customer complaints.

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

Man walks into a restaurant with a sign saying "Billy Bob's Diner - We don't let the federal government tell us what to do with our tainted beef".

Sam Ella - Quality Meat

Beef burgers without horse meat: the only guy you can trust!

'This soup must be loaded with additives. The label says that 'frequent use of this product requires periodic liver function tests'.'

"Actually, I recommend the lobster. . . because it's starting to spoil!"

"We want you to be passionage about your job even if it sucks the life out of you."

Carcinogenic/Non-carcinogenic.

'You have to send in $5 for a decoder ring to decipher the list of ingredients.'