Food Forecast Visionary Pillows

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Queen of Quinoa

"This is our soft opening."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"Is the MSG local?"

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Give quiche a chance!

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

DACA

'He's all eyes!'

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

Taken genetic engineering too far

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

"I 3-D printed my dinner!"

'Is this the new product?' - 'Yes, a rocket filled with cornflakes.'

'I thought I'd put in the details later.'

Error in low-fat pizza design.

Your life is in great danger...