Food Forecast Visionary Pillows

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Queen of Quinoa

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"Is the MSG local?"

"This is our soft opening."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Give quiche a chance!

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

DACA

'He's all eyes!'

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

Taken genetic engineering too far

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

'I thought I'd put in the details later.'

Error in low-fat pizza design.

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

Your life is in great danger...