Food Face-off Enthusiast Mugs

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

Tension filled the tent.

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

Pig Cheese

"Did you order a starter?"

'MILK FIGHT!'

Food Cooked. Nerves raw.

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

Cannibal: 'FOOOOD FIGHT!

Pizza Fencing

'Hello, police? There's been a food fight here and I'm afraid the cheese got the worse of it.'

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

'Excuse me, but is there anywhere we can get something to eat while we're waiting to get something to eat?'