Food Competitions Pillows

Tension filled the tent.

Brian was glad he had decided to have a light breakfast before embarking on the pizza eating competition!

"Can you not take lunch at your desk when you're in training for a competitive eating event?"

Pig Cheese

Come dine with me!

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Your shoe's untied.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Could you repeat that word?"

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

Can't Touch This

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

Quiz Night...

The Unsportables: Relay

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

First Prize!

100k Desert Crawl

Happy Champion

Jungle Games

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

Football.

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

Tortoises breakdancing

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"