Food Competitions Pillows

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

Tension filled the tent.

Brian was glad he had decided to have a light breakfast before embarking on the pizza eating competition!

"Can you not take lunch at your desk when you're in training for a competitive eating event?"

Pig Cheese

Come dine with me!

Bowled over again!

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Your shoe's untied.'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Can't Touch This

"Could you repeat that word?"

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

Quiz Night...

First Prize!

The Unsportables: Relay

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

100k Desert Crawl

Jungle Games

Happy Champion

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

Football.