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'Sometimes I just feel like some pasta.'

Soup of the month.

'The food here isn't too bad, just try not to swallow !'

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"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"Don't distress yourself, when I said he was on our critical list, I just meant that he's been critical about the food, the staff, and everything else!"

"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"

"The food's so bad in here I had them put me back on the intravenous feedings."

Surgeon

'There's not use-by date on honey: It pretty much lasts forever...'

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

"Happy Birthday, dear! It's gluten-free, lactose-free and sugar-free."

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

'I had the same thing for lunch.'

'Yuk! I'm too young to die! Send out for pizza!'

"I've burnt the roast...Turn down the restaurant lighting a touch!"

"He cooks under the guidance of a smoke alarm."

'There's an inspector here from the Board of Health who would like to see the chicken soup.'

'The FSA is keen on new ways to get it's message across...'

'Well that seems conclusive, a soft fabric chefs hat is no protection against a 5L can of beans...'

"Fred? Can you help me? I'm really in a jam."

'You ate the styrofoam, and left the meringue.'

Dear kindly Rudy Park reader, We can appreciate that you don't have a lot of energy to read and digest a comic strip. Doubtless you're still digesting mountains of food, and would like to continue your post-gorging nap. Forget that! I'm going to shop until I pass out from exhaustion. We stand corrected. In case I hurl, bring my airsick bag to the Apple Store.

'Stop complaining or I'll take you home and serve you some of my husband's cooking!'

'Do you mind if I smoke?'

Monsanto offices sandwich delivery

'Have you found contact lenses in your soup?'

'It's the health trusts policy to offer the patient choice, whenever possible, Mr. Lumb.'

"Could Doctor see him now-I have the dinner to cook."

"And you say this was the serving suggestion?"

'What d'you mean,Doris-you,ve burnt OUR dinner,and hers NEXT door,and hers NEXT door again and...?'

'What's for dessert?'

'What do you mean, the food is terrific?'

'I can eat anything I want? Is that because I'm well or is it my last meal?'

'No, we can't pass it off as 'blackened' goulash!'