Food And Music Enthusiast Mugs

"What do you mean, where's your order? Can't you see we're just starting to really cook?"

Come dine with me!

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Mardi Gras

Guitarist

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Domestic Goddess.

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

Anna Calvi

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Try to guess the continent dining...

Orchestra.

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

Piano Recital

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Rap music

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Elvis Presley

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"