Following A Dream T-Shirts

Jerry Onion's dream has always been to be a stand-up comedian, but whenever he is on stage, the audience's reaction is not precisely the one he expected.

"I've made a fortune as a successful artist! I couldn't see this happening if I became a soldier or a worker..."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Swinging on a star.

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

The star hunters

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Shelter Cat Nap

The Snooze Bar.

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

Electric Blanket.

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"I object!" "Overruled!"

Dreams I have had...

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

What Do Doctors Dream About?

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

The Wishing Well

Vegetarian Nightmare.