Following A Dream Gifts

Jerry Onion's dream has always been to be a stand-up comedian, but whenever he is on stage, the audience's reaction is not precisely the one he expected.

"I've made a fortune as a successful artist! I couldn't see this happening if I became a soldier or a worker..."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Swinging on a star.

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

The star hunters

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Shelter Cat Nap

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Electric Blanket.

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

What Do Doctors Dream About?

Dreams I have had...

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"I object!" "Overruled!"

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."

The Wishing Well

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'