Follower Of Saintly Figures Mugs

Saint Mother Teresa of Calcuta

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

BLESS YOU

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

Trappist talk show.

Dear Diary

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

Testing the water temperature in the font.

'Now that they've got a new Pope, there aren't any openings for old guys.'

Baby Bird

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

The Good Samaritan.

Lost santa and reindeer.

"And a source said let there be light."

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

Chicken--Egg.

"This cannoli is to die for."

Babe Ruth

"You know what happens you ASSUME?!"

"J is the reason for the season."

Text Santa

Praying monk with steeple hands.

'I know that, reverend, but where does it say 'jury not'?'

Rudolph's Mask

Santa Needs a Brand New Way To Lug His Bag

The 14th Dalai Lama

1508: Michelangelo paints the Sistine Chapel

Vulcan

Our grandfathers called it the Sabbath, our fathers called it Sunday... And we call it the weekend.

'That's my slogan, you lousy thieveing creep!'

New Pope.

"But if You create them in Your image, how will they tell each other apart?"

"There's a man at the door collecting for Jesus...."

Rick Perry Tebows For A Miracle