Follower Counter T-Shirts

I'm your ghost twitterer. It's a marketing vehicle for your radio show. You're stealing my identity because if you used your own, no one would follow your tweets! You've got 3,000 followers. They're living to read about your every movement. Beating on pause. Beating on pause.

Eldrow

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

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Palin 2012

2016 election squabbles!

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

Hide me. Under the table. What's the matter? He's coming. Who. Who??? The wolf! The hairy man. The insatiable and relentless one. Didn't we just finish an election cycle? There he is! Oh no! The 2020 elections are around the corner. Wolf Blitzer! Run! I'll tune in tomorrow. Don't eat me! CNN.

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

I've decided to run for office so I can spend more time away from my family.

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September

Pollster

Shares Nosedive

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

Elections in the USA

Incorrect weather forecasts.

"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%."

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

The Great Divide.

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).

The euro as a monster

"Well, you have to admire his honesty."

"Do you have a pill that relieves anger, nausea, depression and distrust? I plan on watching the presidential campaign."

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"Here is the campaign strategy and here are the after-the-fact excuses."

'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'

Media Reports: Vast majority of Americans agree - 'Country is going in wrong direction'...

Meanwhile, back at the GOP presidential candidate interviews. . .