Folk Tune Teller Mugs

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Horror Stories.

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

Early accounting scandals.

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

I love Harmonica

"The times – They have a changed."

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

'Do you honestly expect me to believe that fairy tale?

"This next song is about unbridled corporate greed and its propensity to decimate the planet … I hope you like it."

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

I swear, we rode right through the town and my mistress Lady Godiva wasn't wearing a thing...

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

"Here's one I wrote myself. It's called 'Blues for the Guy I'm Laying Off.'"

Spinning violinist

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

Leos Janacek

'It started off as stories I told my wife.'