Flying The Nest Pillows

"Just dropped by to do my groceries."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Airlines

'What zip code are we in now?'

"First class, or with children?"

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Here we are."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Airport Security.

Fight or Flight

Boptimism

Pilot with champagne.

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"Recalculating route..."

'I'm on my way!'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'