Flyer Of Friendly Skies Mugs

"We can't fly the genectically engineered grain in til next week, It's insisting on a window seat"

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

A smiling cyclist

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Dog on a plane.

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

Christmas Flights

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

Casual skydiving.

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"Who wants to go first?"

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'Sometimes Rudolph, I can't help but feel Christmas is getting too complicated!'

Starting is the scariest part.

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

I brake for Jetliners.

"It's going to be tight making all of these 873 connecting flights tonight."

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

Boris promises to pursue a Brexit deal with OOMPH!

"We want to fly the friendly skies, but only with friendly fellow passengers."

"I guess he IS telling the truth.... Well, Merry Christmas, Santa! Have a good flight."

"You're violating my airspace."

'Shall I box up the shoes, or does your son want to fly them home?'

"Look at thse plodders down there - what do they know of exhilaration?"

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Try Bob's Flight School

"What the...a swarm of Christmas air-mail parcels?! Pull her up, Larry! Pull her up!!"

In Case of Emergency

"Attention: The Captain has turned off the hokey-pokey light. You are now free to shake it all about."

Santa's Flies Safe