Fly-on-the-wall Enthusiast Pillows

Fly-on-the-wall documentary

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Emotional Support Pest

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Well if it isn't Mr J.R.Hartley!"

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

'Food fight!'

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

You Know You're Old When...

'How long did you try before calling?'

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

Basic economy

Orchestra

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

'Your dog or mine?'

Fishing without a license.

Nut Bomber

'At home with the blue-arsed flies 2009.'

'Your you is unzipped.'

"No wonder it's itchy: You have a whole flea circus on your back!"

Flight School.

'EEEEEEX-CREMENT!'

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

Now it's time for Dung or no Dung! With your host Stinkhole Edmunds!

'Well, we just became unspectacular.'

Man on a flying machine amongst a flock of birds.