Fly-on-the-wall Enthusiast Pillows

Fly-on-the-wall documentary

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Emotional Support Pest

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"Well if it isn't Mr J.R.Hartley!"

'Food fight!'

'How long did you try before calling?'

Orchestra

You Know You're Old When...

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

Basic economy

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

'Your dog or mine?'

Fishing without a license.

Nut Bomber

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

'If this is a fly-on-the-wall documentary, I'd be more interested in the fly's next chapter'

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'

Flight School.

Waiter, why are there TWO flies in my soup? The second fly is the first fly's attorney.

'EEEEEEX-CREMENT!'

'Your you is unzipped.'

'At home with the blue-arsed flies 2009.'

Now it's time for Dung or no Dung! With your host Stinkhole Edmunds!

"No wonder it's itchy: You have a whole flea circus on your back!"

'Well, we just became unspectacular.'