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Oldies.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

A Change of Scene.

Emotional Support Pest

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Flies up the ante!

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

Orchestra

'How long did you try before calling?'

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

'Have you tried the flea dip? It's wonderful.'

No fly zone

'Your you is unzipped.'

Flight School.

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'

'Abandon Sheep.'

"There is an easier way to ensure that our pet doesn't get fleas or ticks."

"Well, technically, your eyes are bigger than your stomach."

Clancy: Thick Flies

Charlie doesn't live here anymore. He moved to the new dog across the street.

'I can't go on like this Wilfred - you've changed so - You're no longer the man I married.'

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

Tragedy strikes the Black Arrows display team!

'Edwards, you fool, I'm Dr.Blake - the experiment worked! It means riches and fame for me - us! I meant us!'

Oh,thank you God!

"If anything happens, Janice, I love you."

Jerry, incoming!

'Well, of course it stinks, but once you start regurgitaing it in your saliva, it'll taste as good as a dead cow in the July heat … now let's join the swarm.'

"It looks almost too good to regurgitate on."

'The good news is, you're getting reincarnated...the bad news is, you're gonna be a mayfly...you've got five hours!'