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Oldies.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

Emotional Support Pest

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

A Change of Scene.

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

Flies up the ante!

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

'How long did you try before calling?'

Orchestra

'Have you tried the flea dip? It's wonderful.'

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

No fly zone

Waiter, why are there TWO flies in my soup? The second fly is the first fly's attorney.

Flight School.

'Your you is unzipped.'

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'

'If this is a fly-on-the-wall documentary, I'd be more interested in the fly's next chapter'

'Abandon Sheep.'

"Well, technically, your eyes are bigger than your stomach."

Land on it ... Land on it ...

Clancy: Thick Flies

"There is an easier way to ensure that our pet doesn't get fleas or ticks."

'I can't go on like this Wilfred - you've changed so - You're no longer the man I married.'

Tragedy strikes the Black Arrows display team!

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

Charlie doesn't live here anymore. He moved to the new dog across the street.

'Edwards, you fool, I'm Dr.Blake - the experiment worked! It means riches and fame for me - us! I meant us!'

'Well, of course it stinks, but once you start regurgitaing it in your saliva, it'll taste as good as a dead cow in the July heat … now let's join the swarm.'

"If anything happens, Janice, I love you."

'Gesundheit, , , what's wrong need a kleenex or something'

Jerry, incoming!

"It looks almost too good to regurgitate on."

Oh,thank you God!