Flusophy Lover Gifts

"Good news. You have the old fashioned flu!"

Snow flake

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Rose Garden

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Frog flirting.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Mad about Roses!

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"I've seen a tulip before."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"You must have a green thumb."

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

Daffodil bulbs

The garden lady.

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

Valentines Day truck

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

"Keeping busy?"

"El muy mal perro"

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

"Have I been good or have you been bad?"

Car with flowers inside

"Look there! That's the proof! Global warming exists!"

Street-seller selling flowers outside Flower Show.

Medellin erases the image of Escobar

"We need to talk."

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

Cocooning: "I still don't understand what's so cosy about it."

'Valentine's Day used to be just another day until I got a heart.'

Leaves.

The Future is Feminist

Relationship Venn