Fluffy Rescuers T-Shirts

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"El muy mal perro"

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

Living with a cataholic.

Sun. Rain.

Persian

Begin by removing all surplus mud.

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

'I'm terribly sorry, I've forgotten my fluffy pencil case!'

A man walks three dogs at gunpoint

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

"The groomer used too much product."

'No, thanks. You'll never get me into one of those.'

"But I'm not asking you to fix it!"

"That one, and that little one too. My word, they all look just like me!"

'The pandemic is here!!!'

'It is so nice to find somebody civil minded and working tirelessly to help others...'

Cat in a Kit Bag.

'Tripped over the cat.'

'You're on a loser there, mate.'

Moderately Quick Sand

'It's the only place I'm able to smoke !'

"I see you've met and pet Fluffy."

OPEN ARMS cannot find European port

'Don't press so hard, I almost drowned back there!'

Castaway accidentally attracts the attention of a bull.

Chile miners rescue imminent.

'My god... I AM one of those foofy little dogs!'