Flue Fighter Extraordinaire Gifts

"I couldn't remember if I'm supposed to feed a cold, or starve a cold, so I decided to drown it."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

Belief and Trust.

Vaccine

Flu vaccine.

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

"Polly wants a flu shot."

Flu Vaccine.

'How long did you try before calling?'

"This feels so familiar."

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

Trick or Treatment.

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

Zika: War on Mosquitoes

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

"Here comes someone now. If we're lucky they haven't had their fly shot, or won't wash their hands!"

"Our team needs a lot of nurturing."

"That's what I thought at first, too, but it turns out you have a case of bird flu!"

Air catarrh.

"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."

Welcome to our team.

'You don't want to eat me. I have Bird Flu.'

Oldies.

'Last week's sermon was supposed to be about Plagues, but I got the flu.'

"I'll have the chicken Tamiflu."

Working Together