Flu-prepared Prints

'We'd better watch out! It's flu season!'

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

Vaccine

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Flu vaccine.

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'You're giving me a flu-shot? Shouldn't you be giving me an anti-flu shot?'

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Prepper Dog

"Polly wants a flu shot."

"Want to score some flu shots.?"

Flu Vaccine.

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"This feels so familiar."

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

'Nothing to worry about, Mr. Jenkins, some people do have a mild reaction to the flu shot!'

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

"Any sign of recovery yet?"

"I've developed a sporting way to administer the flu shot."

Trick or Treatment.

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'