Flu-prepared Prints

'We'd better watch out! It's flu season!'

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Vaccine

Flu vaccine.

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'You're giving me a flu-shot? Shouldn't you be giving me an anti-flu shot?'

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

Prepper Dog

"Polly wants a flu shot."

"Want to score some flu shots.?"

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

Flu Vaccine.

"This feels so familiar."

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

'Nothing to worry about, Mr. Jenkins, some people do have a mild reaction to the flu shot!'

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

"Any sign of recovery yet?"

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

Trick or Treatment.

"Always be prepared."