Flower Sniffer T-Shirts

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

You've developed a seasonal allergy. Go get this prescription filled and DO NOT stop to smell the flowers!

Men and women racing to get to work, while a tramp stands in the middle, contentedly smelling a flower.

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

Climate Change Road

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

Springtime rabbits.

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

Gone to seed.

He loves me...

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

"Look Mom it's spring."

"Don't you dare apologize to me!"

Busy man at his desk is given roses to smell as a Valentine's Day gift.

Canadian wildfires

'Fancy a night on the tiles, Ivy?'

Winter & Spring

Ace Greetings Card Co - "Roses are red, violets are blue, business is terrible so redundant are you!"

"It's nice to stop and smell the roses, but with your allergies, keep going and Google them."

"Great neighborhood. You're only minutes away from a yoga studio."

"Gracie, I'm proud of you for reading the newspaper."

"Nothin's too good for my wife! What have you got for around five bucks?"

Man claims to be a good swimmer so lady asks him to jump in the river and fetch a flower

Manna from heaven puts the olfactory talents of Israel's dogs to the test.'

'You know that rare specimen you lost - I think I've found it!'

'Yes, I do have to sniff every tree. That's how we keep score.'

"Live Fast. . . Die Young."

Another dramatic moment ruined by seasonal allergies.

'Dang! I always sniff too hard.'

He doesn't believe we're making any money unless plant five is polluting the atmosphere.