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"It's nice to stop and smell the roses, but with your allergies, keep going and Google them."

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

Springtime rabbits.

Gone to seed.

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

"Look Mom it's spring."

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

"Nope, no need to smell the cork."

Canadian wildfires

Fighting the Yellow Fever Mosquito

Musty Old Book Shop Scent

Why is he always fooling around with plants? He wants to be a robotanist! (Published originally on August 26, 2015.)

"Gracie, I'm proud of you for reading the newspaper."

"Great neighborhood. You're only minutes away from a yoga studio."

Man claims to be a good swimmer so lady asks him to jump in the river and fetch a flower

'You know that rare specimen you lost - I think I've found it!'

'Yes, I do have to sniff every tree. That's how we keep score.'

You've developed a seasonal allergy. Go get this prescription filled and DO NOT stop to smell the flowers!

Another dramatic moment ruined by seasonal allergies.

'Dang! I always sniff too hard.'

'I hate it when the pollen count's high!'

He doesn't believe we're making any money unless plant five is polluting the atmosphere.

'What do you mean you don't like to chase cars? how can you resist the noise, the danger, the smell of exhaust fumes?'

Double Feature: Lassie - Rin-Tin-Tin.

'Arrest that man, officer. His clothes simply reek of cigarette smoke.'

'Since I'm not old enough to smoke, I thought I'd stand here and inhale. I read that the effects of slash burns are as harmful as cigarettes.'

"Have you ever thought about getting an e-reader?"

'I think I know how the robbers got in. Someone forgot to lock the doggy door.'

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