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'Are you tiptoeing through the tulips again, Iggy?'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

So Close..

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Bad for you but to die for

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

If you're happy and you know it...

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Hardy Annuals

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Pesky students.

Too much monkey business...

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

He likes to make work fun

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Call me!"

Children's Entertainer

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Elderly People

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

"You know damn well what noise!"

Turn Down For What.