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Cat games.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Out To Lurch

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

If you're happy and you know it...

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Pesky students.

Too much monkey business...

Get on with it!

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

He likes to make work fun

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Photobooth Photobomb

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Children's Entertainer

"Call me!"

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Elderly People

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

"Miriam keeps me young."

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

"You know damn well what noise!"