Floral Arrangement Lover Mugs

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

So Close..

Doing the borders.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Rose Garden

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Frog flirting.

Labor Day Flowers

Eco Princess

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

The Garden

Big Data Tonight

Mad about Roses!

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"I've seen a tulip before."

Roses

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

"You must have a green thumb."

Thanks for feeding the plants.

Daffodil bulbs

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

Weeds

Guess what! I'm doing the plants for a sweet 16 party. "Doing?" Tree's Trees Nursery. I'm forcing 2,000 peach tulips, 500 peach irises and a bank of peach azaleas. Peachy, but�Sale. If Twig hears about it, she'll want her own big fat sweet 16. Mum's the word. Mums are cheesy. I much prefer heirloom roses.

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

"Move, Gary."

The garden lady.

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

"You want to say WHAT?"

Valentines Day truck