Flood Fantasy Prints

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Captain steering house through flood.

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

'...and this is the water garden...'

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

The chosen few

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

Noah's lesser known brother.

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

Climate Change Contingency House

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'

'Well why did you put the cats next to the mice?'

"Noah was having second thoughts about allowing the beavers onto the ark. . ."

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

Noah's Ark

"Look! They're closing the doors! Hurry! I promise we're not going to the vet!"

"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."

'I'll call you back. I'm out with the dog in the fields at the moment.'

"This is a good time to be a fish."

'Noah completely forgot the fish.'

'Bernie, sell my insurance stocks! Buy boat companies!'

"May, I don't care how wet the toilet seat gets, I turned the water off last time."